Definitive Ranking of Takeout Pizzas

Well, it’s no secret that I LOVE pizza! I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and all the snacks in between. But honestly if you’re not allergic to any of the ingredients, how could you not love the superb combination of bread, sauce, cheese, and array of toppings?! So, I believe that it is my duty (and God-given right) that I rank takeout pizza places for your own good (how kind of me, I know)! Without further nonsense here we go:

  1. Pizza Hut – Where do I even begin?!?! The buttery pan crust? The garlic knot pizza? The great deals? I don’t know about you, but I can safely say that pizza has it all. Pizza Hut has the best toppings, flavors, AND OMG THE CHEESE IS TO DIE FOR, I just can’t get enough. ALSO, they have recently come out with a bacon and cheese stuffed crust…I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. Don’t even get me started on their cheesy noodles!
  2. Hungry Howies – Holy flavored crust. Give me the butter garlic please. Out of all six of these pizzas, I have to say that Hungry Howies definitely brings it when it comes to flavor! Every time I take a bite, I swear my taste buds do a little dance. I also appreciate how they keep it simple and straight forward, keep doing you HH!
  3. Cottage Inn – *wipes drool from mouth* I think the best part about Cottage Inn is the cheese. 1. It’s always hot, 2. It melts in your mouth, and 3. TASTES DAMN GOOD. And the best part is that they put it on their delicious cheese bread too! I give Cottage Inn two thumbs up!
  4. Papa Johns – Let us take a moment for the butter garlic sauce
    *bows head* I DON’T KNOW WHAT GENIUS CREATED IT BUT GOD BLESS YOU. Papa Johns has a wide array of different pizzas that have yummy, gooey cheese, flavorful sauce, and soft crust! HOWEVER, they have the weirdest types of pizza. 1. Buffalo Chicken Pizza. WHAT THE HECK???? PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO PUKE! 2. Cheesy Chicken Cordon Bleu Pizza. THIS ISN’T A 5 STAR RESTAURANT THIS IS A PIZZA PLACE, GO HOME YOU’RE DRUNK! See what I mean? But the normal stuff is super yummy, so I’ll still continue to eat it.
  5. Jet’s Pizza – Jet’s Pizza’s cheese (God bless) it’s 10297633_10205051324276187_5069314006495881968_ngooey and perfect. Their sauce has a nice flavor and I appreciate their square crust to make room for their delicious cheese. This pizza is a tad on the greasy side, so if you’re afraid of clogging your arteries stay away from a slice of Jet’s pie.
  6. Little Caesars– I’m sorry, but Little Caesars falls a little short with me. While I do appreciate their bacon wrapped crust pizza, the flavor just falls short now that they don’t put much sauce on their pizzas. A pizza must have an appropriate blend of spices and flavor, but theirs just tastes like cardboard (what a shame). On another note though, their crazy bread is pretty dang delicious.

Honestly, I eat so much pizza I am EXTREMELY surprised that I am not on featured on TLC’s “My 600 Pound Life”. Regardless, I just really love a good slice of pizza and it can transform a bad day into a good one. So, if you’re ever trying to decide where to order your pizza from, use this list as a guide (and eat a slice in my honor)!

 

Music is What Feelings Sound Like

Music. It can bring thousands, even sometimes millions of people to the same place and can even make them all feel the same emotions. It’s such a power that musicians, song writers, and performers hold over all of the world. If you sit down and think about it, it’s amazing and awe-inspiring. a1c01d995f9aa2e951ba695fa1dbbd6fMusic is therapy and a mood setter. I am most certainly not the only one who uses music to heal or express my excitement or any other emotion that I can possibly express. So, today I’d like to share my favorite songs for any particular emotion, situation, or moment in life!

Heartbreak: All You Had To Do Was Stay- Taylor Swift; All I Ask- Adele; Irreplaceable Beyonce; Best Days of Your Life- Kellie Pickler; Makes Me Wonder- Maroon 5; Love Yourself- Justin Bieber; Bust Your Windows- Glee Cast; You’re So Vain- Carly Simon; I Don’t Fuck With You- Big Sean; Someone Like You- Adele; Amnesia- 5 Seconds of Summer; Jessie’s Girl- Rick Springfield

Contemplating life: Lost Stars- Adam Levine; Paradise- Coldplay; Landslide- The Dixie Chicks; Hallelujah- Rufus Wainwright; Drops of Jupiter- Train; Big Yellow Taxi- Counting Crows; Chasing Cars- Snow Patrol; Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

When you’re feeling Christmas af: All I Want for Christmas is You- Mariah Carey

Feeling like a boss ass bitch: Upgrade U- Beyonce; Dangerous Woman- Ariana Grande; Hell On Heels- Pistol Annies; Sexyback- Justin Timberlake; Run the World- Beyonce; Independent Women Part I- Destiny’s Child; Don’t Cha- The Pussycat Dolls

Just finished your last final/stu-dying for finals: I Will Survive- Diana Ross; Survivor- Destiny’s Child; Eye of the Tiger- Survivor

Full of anxiety for whatever reason: I Won’t Back Down- Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

When you want to stay in your pajamas all day: The Lazy Song- Bruno Mars

Pissed off at the world: I Don’t Fuck With You- Big Sean

Pissed off at your friend(s): Bad Blood- Taylor Swift

Pissed off at your ex-significant other: You Give Love A Bad Name- Bon Jovi; Irreplaceable- Beyonce; Sorry- Beyonce; When Did Your Heart Go Missing- Rooney; You’re So Vain- Carly Simon; Grenade- Bruno Mars; Leaving’- Jesse McCartney; Cold Hearted- Glee Cast

Falling into love: Fallin for You- Colbie Caillat; What I Like About You- Lillix; Lovin’ So Hard- Becky G; Kiss on My List- Hall & Oats; Heaven is a Place on Earth- Belinda Carlisle

When you feel like you’re not good enough: Try- Colbie Caillat; What Makes You Beautiful- One Direction

When you wanna dance for no reason: Livin’ la Vida Loca- Ricky Martin; WTF- Missy Elliot; Telephone- Lady Gaga; Mickey- Toni Basil; Formation- Beyonce; Beat It- Micheal Jackson; Walk Like An Egyptian- The Bangles; Livin On A Prayer- Bon Jovi; Mamma Mia- ABBA; Dancing Queen- ABBA

When you’re craving a sunny vacation: Margaritaville- Jimmy Buffett; Kokomo- The Beach Boys

When you feel like nothing is going your way: Up- Shania Twain

You’re thankful for a special companionship: On the Ride- Aly & Aj; My Life Would Suck Without You- Kelly Clarkson; History- One Direction

When you need a confidence boost: Feeling Myself- Nicki Minaj; Booty- JLo; Brave- Sara Bareilles

Getting ready for a date: Party for Two (Country Version)- Shania Twain

When you’re scared of the future: Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield; Follow Your Arrow- Kacey Musgraves

When you need someone to guide you/you feel lost as hell: Never Gonna Let You Down- Colbie Caillat

When you’re beating yourself up about something: Fight Song- Rachel Platten; What Doesn’t Kill You Makes Your Stronger- Kelly Clarkson

When everything is gray: Pocketful of Sunshine- Natasha Bedingfield; Happy- Pharrell Williams; Good To Be Alive- Andy Grammer; Chasing the Sun- Hilary Duff

When you’re feeling silly: She Don’t Use Jelly- The Flaming Lips; Ew- Jimmy Fallon; Cheeseburger In Paradise- Jimmy Buffett

When you want to put on your leather pants and rock out: Crazy Train- Ozzy Osbourne; Highway To Hell- AC/DC; Hotel California- The Eagles; Welcome to the Jungle- Guns n’ Roses

When you’re in love: Best Part of Me- Landon Austin; Sugar- Maroon 5; Marry You- Bruno Mars; Ho Hey- The Lumineers; Like I’m Gonna Lose You- Meghan Trainor; I Won’t Give Up- Jason Maraz; Halo- Beyonce; All of Me- John Legend

Looking to take a chill pill: Wonderwall- Oasis; Coming Up Roses- Keira Knightley

When you want to try something new: Welcome to New York- Taylor Swift

The cure-all: For almost basically anything: Shake It Off- Taylor Swift