Well, it’s no secret that I LOVE pizza! I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and all the snacks in between. But honestly if you’re not allergic to any of the ingredients, how could you not love the superb combination of bread, sauce, cheese, and array of toppings?! So, I believe that it is my duty (and God-given right) that I rank takeout pizza places for your own good (how kind of me, I know)! Without further nonsense here we go:

1. Pizza Hut – Where do I even begin?!?! The buttery pan crust? The garlic knot pizza? The great deals? I don’t know about you, but I can safely say that pizza has it all. Pizza Hut has the best toppings, flavors, AND OMG THE CHEESE IS TO DIE FOR, I just can’t get enough. ALSO, they have recently come out with a bacon and cheese stuffed crust…I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. Don’t even get me started on their cheesy noodles!
2. Hungry Howies – Holy flavored crust. Give me the butter garlic please. Out of all six of these pizzas, I have to say that Hungry Howies definitely brings it when it comes to flavor! Every time I take a bite, I swear my taste buds do a little dance. I also appreciate how they keep it simple and straight forward, keep doing you HH!
3. Cottage Inn – *wipes drool from mouth* I think the best part about Cottage Inn is the cheese. 1. It’s always hot, 2. It melts in your mouth, and 3. TASTES DAMN GOOD. And the best part is that they put it on their delicious cheese bread too! I give Cottage Inn two thumbs up!
4. Papa Johns – Let us take a moment for the butter garlic sauce
   *bows head* I DON’T KNOW WHAT GENIUS CREATED IT BUT GOD BLESS YOU. Papa Johns has a wide array of different pizzas that have yummy, gooey cheese, flavorful sauce, and soft crust! HOWEVER, they have the weirdest types of pizza. 1. Buffalo Chicken Pizza. WHAT THE HECK???? PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO PUKE! 2. Cheesy Chicken Cordon Bleu Pizza. THIS ISN’T A 5 STAR RESTAURANT THIS IS A PIZZA PLACE, GO HOME YOU’RE DRUNK! See what I mean? But the normal stuff is super yummy, so I’ll still continue to eat it.
5. Jet’s Pizza – Jet’s Pizza’s cheese (God bless) it’s gooey and perfect. Their sauce has a nice flavor and I appreciate their square crust to make room for their delicious cheese. This pizza is a tad on the greasy side, so if you’re afraid of clogging your arteries stay away from a slice of Jet’s pie.
6. Little Caesars– I’m sorry, but Little Caesars falls a little short with me. While I do appreciate their bacon wrapped crust pizza, the flavor just falls short now that they don’t put much sauce on their pizzas. A pizza must have an appropriate blend of spices and flavor, but theirs just tastes like cardboard (what a shame). On another note though, their crazy bread is pretty dang delicious.

Honestly, I eat so much pizza I am EXTREMELY surprised that I am not on featured on TLC’s “My 600 Pound Life”. Regardless, I just really love a good slice of pizza and it can transform a bad day into a good one. So, if you’re ever trying to decide where to order your pizza from, use this list as a guide (and eat a slice in my honor)!